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Post by ACTUALCUPID on Feb 12, 2016 3:56:04 GMT -8
Hello fellow threadusers! I'm Lina and I'm running a budding on-line dating service called ActualCupid and I've been contacted by my client to help threaduser solarpowered find their destined partner ! According to my client, he is a ... - Tall Asian with stunning raven hair (and a streak of white in his hair, ooh special!) - Has memorising eyes - Loves to take long walks in the beach - Loves sunny days - Loves to sit on your lap (and tickling sessions!) His preferences ... - None! Males and females are all welcomed to give it a try - Prefers to meet them on this specific threadcutters website! (which is why I'm engaging it here!) - Optional: Partners to draw cat whiskers lines on their cheeks. (Ooh, he likes that!) P.S. He might like fish dishes too. MEOW~ Interested parties, please call 970-XXX-XX9 to arrange a meeting with this fated one or post an ad on ActualCupid yourself!
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Post by Single5EverNILUVIT on Feb 12, 2016 4:04:30 GMT -8
Online dating site????? What are you doing on an artsy crafts site?????
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Post by ACTUALCUPID on Feb 12, 2016 4:11:32 GMT -8
Hello SINGLE5EVERNILUVIT!
That is unfortunately confidential! Our customer, solarpowered, apparently is an active member on this site so I presume he's into arts and crafts too! Besides, our business is also very interested in red threads, since they are believed to bring two halves together! Do call us and we can surely find you your match, dear user~!
With Extra Love, Lina ACTUALCUPID
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Post by MIRG on Feb 12, 2016 4:45:32 GMT -8
- Loves to sit on your lap (and tickling sessions!) good lORD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JayThornegive it a try, bro he likes cats too
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Post by JayThorne on Feb 12, 2016 4:55:57 GMT -8
- Loves to sit on your lap (and tickling sessions!) good lORD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JayThorne give it a try, bro he likes cats too
Fuckin hell mirg wtf You do it since you're so amused by it, BRO. = ______ =****** ivesofmarch look, something to do outside of watching K-drama marathons in between crafting. try it. = v =
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Post by ivesofmarch on Feb 12, 2016 11:24:09 GMT -8
, jaythorne, you know we're both too old for this dating stuff. That said, I know an Asian, but I don't think he's exactly tall. It's been ages since I last saw him, so who knows.... maybe he put on a few inches |D
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