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Post by solarpowered on Aug 26, 2015 2:09:26 GMT -8
i would make this a requirement in order to make an account here but then i don't think anyone would join this forums aka my main man Lion here talked me out of it BUT NOTHING IS STOPPING ME FROM MAKING A THREAD ABOUT IT IS THERE????? so guys, if you heard of a pun or a joke you would want to SHARE WITH YOUR FELLOW CRAFTERS, you should touts share below. i really need some punspiration right now. i have to say, part of my job in rl is actually pun-making. dead serious here. after so many years you just kinda run out of puns to title things alright???? anyways, i can go first~ AS ALWAYS. mine needs to be hat related. GET IT?? CAUSE HATS GO ON HEADS lolololol ...ok i'm gonna go jump off a cliff now. tell me what you guys have!! |
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Why did you eat all of it? Now we need to stock up again!!
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Post by luckyrabbit on Aug 26, 2015 5:21:18 GMT -8
Playing fun games is a great way to join! Too bad you got talked out of it. It would have been really awesome (and maybe we would have less grumpy people on the forum.)
Anyway; I heard this one from a girl a while ago, it is really punny.
I am the bad guy. I don’t make jokes, I execute them.
I have no idea how to do the cool looking thing that you did. ;A;
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Post by Lion on Aug 26, 2015 9:56:54 GMT -8
I would like to point out you passed up a pun, Sunshine. You could have called me your 'mane man'.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 26, 2015 10:13:00 GMT -8
Oh, gods, I have such a weakness for puns. Clever wordplay is such an artistry. I recently made a pun off of a friend's name--though considering the look he gave me and the weird way he's acted since then, I'm not sure he appreciated my wit.
(username - love you, promise <33)
Anyway, here are some favorites of mine!:
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Post by RealMenWearShendyt on Aug 26, 2015 22:22:20 GMT -8
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♪ I like my negro nose with Jackson 5 nostrils ♪
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Post by ishkabibble on Aug 27, 2015 10:48:20 GMT -8
Puns aren't quite my forte, but some of the ones here really fell flat. And Solar, you definitely need to give puns a rest, puns that bad only lead to treble. But I'll throw one into the ring.
Anyways, Creator and Real's puns were quite clef-er, they actually got a chuckle out of me!
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Post by allthatglitters on Aug 29, 2015 7:57:52 GMT -8
.... I may have also made a pun on a co-workers name. Needless to say, I'm eternally mortified. But.... I've been told once or twice that my puns are groan-worthy. Thats a GOOD thing, right?
I feel the need to share one of my favorites.. ."A steak pun is a rare medium well done"
.... I'm sorry, I've made a terrible mis-steak posting here. I'm just butchering the name of puns... Au revoir, my fellow pun-ners. May we meat again.
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Post by ellevis on Oct 20, 2015 22:10:31 GMT -8
IM REALLY BAD AT PUNS AND DONT USUALLY REALIZE THEM UNTIL TOO LATE BUT I LOVE THEM SO I googled a few for you to contribute here  |
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Post by WarFran on Oct 22, 2015 0:08:46 GMT -8
GLORIOUS.ﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟﾟ･✿ヾ╲(｡◕‿◕｡)╱✿･ﾟ LOOK AT ALL THESE GLORIOUS PUNS. ｡ﾟ+.( °∀°)ﾟ+.ﾟ THE GREAT WAR IS VERY PLEASED. Solar, bruh. This was a great idea manz. This one in particular caught my eye, though: I came across a piece of art in a gallery just the other day that was created solely because of this pun. HERE IT IS.( WARNING: slight blood and gore. click at your own discretion. mufufu ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀｀)･ﾟ･｡ ) P.S. Solar you no longer have the leverage to whine when I make puns outta your name anymore MUFUFUFU CUZ U STARTED DIS. ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ )ლ #justsaying *NYOOMS~*
xoxo, War
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Post by Pins-n-Needles on Oct 23, 2015 10:53:52 GMT -8
I only know a few... They aren't absolutely amazing but they are what they are. So to add to the group of puny funs.
"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
"It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it."
"I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me."
"Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest."
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Post by ellevis on Oct 23, 2015 22:36:13 GMT -8
I came across a piece of art in a gallery just the other day that was created solely because of this pun. HERE IT IS.( WARNING: slight blood and gore. click at your own discretion. mufufu ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉ∀｀)･ﾟ･｡ ) SCREEEAMS clicks at the picture SCREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMS EVEN MOREEE Someone obviously didn't read all the posts before them.  |
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Post by Pins-n-Needles on Oct 24, 2015 5:29:13 GMT -8
Someone obviously didn't read all the posts before them. Hey... I said I only knew a few... Then I shared... not that I read everyone else's. c: |
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