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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on Jan 25, 2016 21:34:34 GMT -8
It's been some time.
Heng flexes his shoulder experimentally, then with one fluid motion takes hold of the staff and brings it over his head, slamming it down onto the training mat.
It felt good to be back in action, he smiled.
It's been some time since the cave incident. That was a night of decisions. All of which Heng regretted. Spilling his guts to Sen of all people, 真丢脸. He brought the staff up again, and leaped forward, turning from the waist to face the direction he jumped from. The staff cracked against the ground.
He straightened up again, wiping the sweat forming at his brow before walking over to the benches to take a seat. He was barely warmed up, but remembered his offer to Sen after the cave mess. Now is as good a time as any to make good on the offer, Heng supposed.
He fished his phone out from his jacket pocket, flipping it open.
[ To: 2SEXY4U From: chrysdamnthemum Body: If you are not busy, I am at the training rooms right now. ]
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Post by 2sexy4u on Jan 26, 2016 4:27:09 GMT -8
It had been some time.
But not nearly long enough for Sen. Such an embarrassing situation to have been stuck in. Trapped in a cellar with some smelly old fossil and having to actually sit close enough to him to keep from freezing to death. YICK. But despite the turmoil he'd dealt with he actually hadn't spent much time thinking about it. He'd survived and hadn't seen Heng too much save for a few instances. He did find harassing him to be somewhat satisfying. So the old man wasn't a total waste.
But right now he was actually quite busy. Very busy in fact. So busy that his phone ringing was a bit if an aggravation that warranted an actual snarl of displeasure. Disentangling himself from his lovely and very compliant bed mate he begrudgingly grabbed the phone and swiped his finger across the screen in case it was a reap order. As his eyes roamed for the message icon and the name who'd sent it he cursed.
[ To: 2SEXY4U From: chrysdamnthemum Body: If you are not busy, I am at the training rooms right now. ]
REALLY? REALLY?!?! This guy was a literal cock block, and he wasn't even freakin here! He groaned angrily and dragged a hand down his face. Of course Heng would come bothering him when he was about to score. OF COURSE. He was starting to wonder if his phone had been bugged but then he didn't seem bright enough for such a plan so if anything he'd hired someone.
Shaking the thought from his mind he cursed again and rolled over to explain his sudden leave of absence. No hard feeling and a promise to hook up another day and he was soon up dressed and looked terrifically angry as he answered the text.
[ To: chrysdamnthemum From: 2SEXY4U Body: On my way you cock blocking Fossil. ]
Sure he could've stayed, but having to think about Heng in the middle of that was enough to chill anyone's passions to flash frozen vegetable.
Not long after the text was sent he came strolling into the training room and his first order of business was to flip him off. "You've got the timing of a nagging mother-in-law Fossil." Hands shoved in his pockets now he glanced around the room and back to him. "Well here I am." he was dressed in jeans, a red t-shirt that read 'I would cuddle you so hard' and a light jacket. Hardly workout material. He seemed unbothered by this though.
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on Jan 30, 2016 23:33:26 GMT -8
Heng raised his brows, tilting his head slightly at his phone. Maybe the meaning of Sen's text would become clearer if he squinted.
Okay squinting only made it harder to read.
Heng had no idea what 'cock blocking' meant. He knew what cock meant, of course, but didn't see how the two terms related to each other.
He was about to send a reply text asking for the definition of such a term, when a shadow fell upon him. Heng looked up, and was greeted by the apparently universally accepted rude gesture. The Flick Off. ...The fluck off??? The flip... a b-bird? Why was it called flipping the bird again?
Heng stood, nodding his head in greeting as he put his phone down.
"You uh... you seem bothered, yet you er, you came here? Also what is a 'cock block' and what do I have to do with it?" Heng said, scrunching his brows a bit. He looked over Sen once, pressing his lips together. Jeans weren't the best material to run around in.
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Post by 2sexy4u on Jan 31, 2016 16:30:24 GMT -8
Sen's annoyed sneer only intensified as Heng asked what his text had meant and then had the nerve to look disapprovingly at his attire. WHAT? He facepalmed, the audible slap resounded in the silence. Slowly he dragged his hand down his face and glowered at the man. "I am very, VERY bothered." he all but growled. "And even more so because you don't seem to have a freakin clue as to why. Well let me enlighten you. Cock blocking means you got in the way bro. As in I was in bed. With a woman. I don't know what you called it the last time you breathed in and out but I call it scoring. And I just hit negatives on the score board." His hands were shoved angrily into his pockets as he grumbled under his breath.
"And I left because you ruined the mood. How was I supposed to get my groove on after having to think about you. And since I was so ticked I just decided to come here since you thought it was a good idea to come a calling." He sighed, obviously exasperated but it was too late to undo it. His day was ruined so why not come down here and give the reason for it a hard way to go? "And don't look at my clothes like that. I wear what I want Fossil." He was in a foul mood and that was putting it lightly. Unbeknownst to Heng the shorter man actually didn't own one piece of active wear. Why dress in sweats if he didn't have to? And so he didn't'
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on Feb 6, 2016 18:32:00 GMT -8
There was a long moment of silence after Sen's spiel. Then slowly, a smile cracked on Heng's lips, and then huffed out of his nose, like he was holding his breath.
And soon after he was laughing, guffawing really, hair falling over his face.
"Perhaps you uh, you should've kept your phone closed if you were er, having a moment," Heng paused, "About to have some moments," he corrected, then started laughing again, waving his hand.
"It uh, it warms my heart that I was prioritized over-" he couldn't even finish his sentence, as he was trying to hold back another peal of laughter.
Honestly after getting out of the hospital, anything was funny. Especially this. For all the talk about how much "action" Sen was always getting, Heng really did believe that meant he was getting none. This just made the situation even funnier.
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Post by 2sexy4u on Feb 7, 2016 22:33:49 GMT -8
What was he smiling about? Stupid old man. Whatever the reason he was annoyed. And the smile evolved into laughter and the shorter man just glowered angrily at him. There really wasn't much to say to his comments. It was the truth no matter how much he was loath to admit it. Had his phone been shut off he'd have not been pestered. But he'd not missed a reaping since he'd come here so missing one was out of the question. The thrill of the job was tantalizing sure, but having been chosen to do this at all still made him feel so necessary. it was an odd sensation that he wasn't really capable of explaining so he didn't even bother saying a single word about it.
Instead he huffed and shoved his hair back out of his face and swiped his phone on. He pushed a few buttons and then shoved it back in his pocket. "Well consider yourself muted old man. Now, are you gonna stand here and keep yuking it up or are you gonna get on with this." His arms folded over his chest as he glared pointedly at the man. He was annoyed, but mostly he was just confused as to why this guy hadn't decked him yet. It always happened and now that it wasn't he was unsure of how to go forward because not only had he not hit him yet he was asking for his company which was strange to him.
Why would any guy want to willingly deal with his attitude, sharp tongue and over all presence? as far as he could figure Heng was either too dumb to notice or some kind of long lost saint. And if the fossil had to be in charge of something it would have to be manners. The patron saint of politeness.
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on Feb 15, 2016 11:52:02 GMT -8
"Harsh," Heng snickered one last time. He cleared his throat, then straightened up. After giving Sen another once over, a small frown set in his brows.
"You're uh, hardly appropriately dressed," he said, gesturing at Sen's jeans. Heng thought that Sen, as immaculate as he was, would be the kind of person who claims to be the epitome of health. He'd own six sets of high grade, fashionable clothes for the "working out" as people now-a-days call it, but all would still have their price tag on it. But at least he'd own them.
Seems Heng was wrong.
He'd offer Sen some of his clothes but, Sen was very small, and Heng was very not small. So that'd be a disaster. Well, if nothing else could be done, running around in jeans will have to do. Heng looked over Sen once more. How long would he actually last? Heng snickered again.
"Do you want to uh, practice hand-to-hand, or uh, or weapon wielding?" he asked, turning to look at Sen from the centre of the small training room. One of many in this area of Death's realm.
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Post by 2sexy4u on Feb 22, 2016 11:55:10 GMT -8
"I know that, but I don't own sweatpants or anything of the sort. Not anymore. When I died and came here I never imagined I'd need to bother with anything so strenuous." Sen replied with a huff. He'd ask if the Fossil had anything but he'd rather not wear his clothes. They'd be huge on him anyhow. He'd used to own a few pairs of relaxed wear, But he hadn't bothered to acquire any since he'd died. Idly he wondered if he could still get his old clothes from home. Would his parents find them missing?
Refocusing on Heng he looking unsure of this whole training thing. Had he just asked him on the fly randomly before that whole cellar fiasco he'd have blown him off entirely. But watching someone else regardless of who they were throw themselves in the line of fire for him tended to have some long term effects on his psyche. While he'd always had a way with the ladies men had generally trampled over him. He wasn't very tough and hardly manly and his rude, condescending attitude usually got him knuckle sandwiches. So why was this guy so different? Maybe that was ultimately why he'd shown up today, passing up on a good lay to figure this weirdo out. Which bothered him somewhat to come to that realization.
The question Heng asked caused him to pause. Hand to hand or weapons? He doubted he'd be good with either. And this weird spear of his was longer than he was tall. “I have no idea really. I just know I’m good at dodging and running away.” His hands raised as his shoulders shrugged in defeat and he grinned impishly. “You’re the master here right? What do you think would work better for me?”
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on Feb 29, 2016 8:41:53 GMT -8
"Um, hand to hand, I suppose," he replied. "Start with the uh, basics. Build up from there. You seem to need hand to hand um, skills at any rate," he continued, gesturing towards the centre of the room.
"Also take off your shoes," he added as he moved stuff out of the way. Some self defense first. Heng will teach him the proper stances of course, but knowing Sen he'd quickly adopt them to his own means. That was... probably fine. As long as it gets the job done.
"Incapacitating your foes will be your priority. Learning where the um, the pressure points are is most important," Heng pointed to some of those areas on himself. The temple, neck, solar plexus, eyes, up the nose (punch up. Fatality). Sen's shortness could also come to an advantage in some cases, but he was smart enough to not mention that part. Sen can probably figure it out himself after sparring with Heng a few rounds.
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Post by 2sexy4u on Mar 4, 2016 21:56:36 GMT -8
After Sen kicked off his shoes with little complaint. He'd always kinda preferred a barefoot status anyhow having run all over his birth city with not so much as a sandal on most of the time. Also he knew these Asian types were all about shoelessness. So not surprised and not bothered. Hand to hand. He was quick and small, his advantage to some degree. But he lacked any power and no skill so kind of a moot point really. But a training they did go.
The sparring taught them many things. Notably that the smaller man fought dirty, often taking whacks at Heng’s shins, trying to stomp on his feet and jab at him with his little elbows. Had there been sand and dirt he’d have kicked it in his face. Also his defense sucked. While his dodging was above par his ability to take a blow was another story altogether. Even if the tall china man went easy on him the shorter man came away from each blow to blow with a hand pressed to whatever he’d just injured and hissing and cussing up a storm. Some words about Heng being a freaking great wall of fossil was muttered at one point.
Despite his crass mannerisms, attitude and harsh words though he seemed… complacent with this happening. His bluster was usually much more venomous. Not that his coarse language had stalled any but the tone was noticeable if one were to pay attention to how he was saying things rather than what he was saying.
Even he had his limits though and after one last face off he held his arms up in an x sign in front of his face. “No more fossil I can’t keep this up any longer I’m too delicate for this sweaty crap.”
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on Mar 21, 2016 8:15:14 GMT -8
Heng paused, then lowered his arms.
"Alright. This was good um... practice," he said, nodding and wiping sweat from his brows. See, he signed up to teach Sen how to defend himself. Work up to how he could effectively wield his weapon. What he got was a slew of verbal meanness (typical), bruised shins (what he expected), and .. an actual sense of productivity (unexpected but a welcome surprise).
He went to retrieve some towels, coming back and tossing one over to Sen, biting back a laugh when it landed on his head.
"You um, use your hei-, er, your disposition to your advantage," he commented, nodding. "That's smart," he rubbed the towel down his face. He only realized after their sparring, but Heng had set out to teach Sen how to fight the same way he'd teach someone of a similar height to himself. His throbbing feet... and shins... and stomach.. and ribs.. (and whatever else Sen could reach, really) really taught him otherwise. Made him see the errors of his approach to teaching.
"Next time I think we should um, we should focus on honing your... skillful jabs," he said dryly.
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Post by 2sexy4u on Mar 31, 2016 11:14:10 GMT -8
Sen looked tuckered out as he stood and stretched, holding his side and wheezing a little at the cramp he was suffering through. A towel was tossed his way which he failed to catch with his hand and instead his face picked up the slack and his vision was blotted out by a veil of white fluff.
“HA, HA.” he grumbled before reaching up to pull the offending rag off his head but didn’t seem as put out about it as he’d sounded. As Heng spoke he listened but kept his gaze on his hands as he flexed them open and closed, trying to gain some feeling back in his fingertips. The critique of his fighting style was met with a dry laugh as he shrugged his shoulders.
“Well as you can gather I have no formal training. More of a lover than a fighter type. But what I do know I learned through experience. I may have never taken my opponent out but I sure as heck didn’t go down without getting in a few good licks.” He replied simply. Getting roughed up by jocks twice his size because he never learned to shut his mouth had kind of been the norm.
“As for next time, I’ll remember to turn my phone off.” His voice broadcasted his annoyance as he let a hand sit on his hip to continue to support his side and look as miffed as he’d felt coming in here. He was still ticked about having his fun cut short but he supposed it wasn’t every day someone cared enough to teach him a few moves.
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on May 4, 2016 8:18:00 GMT -8
Heng waited for a bit while Sen bit out words, in that Sen way, mopping at his face with a towel. It was kind of a strange feeling, not fighting him. Getting along with him?
Well, they were just fighting, but it was in good spirit!
After Heng had dried off himself, and had changed into a dry shirt, he folded his towel neatly, and laid it into the used towels basket. They have those right?
"I'm uh, I'm sorry to pry but you said that uh, you learned your fighting through um, through experience?" Heng tied his hair loosely at the side, the Anime Mom hair™. He tried to play the question off cool, but as you can see he's failed miserably. Heng's never been a good actor.
"I didn't take you for a soldier," he said, just as he recalled some things Sen might've said in the cave. Fighting a lot, something about punching him sooner or later? If he wasn't a soldier, then he was a delinquent? Heng usually didn't think this much concerning others, not lately at least. He didn't really know what to make of it. He also decided to not bring up the fact that Sen agreed to another lesson. Which was surprising, truly.
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Post by 2sexy4u on May 4, 2016 9:59:32 GMT -8
One of Sen's eye brows quirked up a bit at the question. It wasn't a surprise he was asking he supposed but he wasn't sure how he felt explaining it. The whole emotional exchange had never been his forte, hence his odd disconnect with people when it came to anything past the more basic frames of any type of relationship. Running a hand through his own hair to get it out of face he shrugged his shoulders a bit and offered him a bitter smile.
"I'm not a solider, no way. Not into that kind of strict, tyrannical set up. They'd have to kick me out for sure." He replied laughing a bit at the absurdity of himself in any type of uniform. Even imagining it was enough to make him shudder. "No, I learned to fight because I got beat up a lot. Being a guy who's into clothes and accessories isn't cool anywhere when you're a kid. So I got bullied. A lot. And obviously I wasn't built for rough housing." He said as he gestured to his lithe body structure and glanced to the nearby wall. "So I just learned to hit what I could because if I was getting my lights knocked out I was at least gonna return some of the pain." After that he turned his gaze back to Heng and shrugged his hands up to his shoulders and grinned although it wasn't a nice one. "And that's about it. No professional training here."
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Post by chrysDAMNthemum on May 5, 2016 5:32:52 GMT -8
Heng didn't say anything, just nodded.
He ducked his head as he collected Sen's used towel, folding it and putting it in the basket.
"You've fought well," he said simply. Always a man of fewer words, this one.
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