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Post by stuffed-peppers on Jan 14, 2016 16:58:13 GMT -8
[Salvia considered pulling off the blanket before Maxwell actually starts asphyxiating, but assuming he's probably got other alien orifices he could breathe through, she instead stopped only to quickly heave Maxwell up around her shoulders. Disregarding the blanket now, she gripped his limbs (or maybe some of them, who knows how many Maxwell could really have) with her arms and proceeded back to the door with a huff.] "Lo juro por Dios, Maxwell, si no follando resto, puta te voy a privar de azúcar hasta que se marchitan como un pez maldito o hasta que se comportan de mierda."
[Meanwhile, the other people in the room weren't sure if they should applaud Salvia, fear her, or remain indifferent and forget about this whole fiesta after they clock out.]
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Post by misterrainbow on Jan 16, 2016 20:53:40 GMT -8
Though he wasn't much of a fight to pick up and man handle, Maxwell did his share of squirming and flailing as Salvia hauled him up on her shoulders like a sack of meat. He actually giggled at the situation, flailing less as she carried him. He couldn't complain about a free piggy back ride he didn't ask for. Though as his fussy team mate babbled on, one strange word caught his ears. He couldn't always make sense of Toto's gibberish, but one term stood out and sent him into a writhing frenzy once more. Beating and clinging to her clothes in a feeble attempt to claw his way free. "WAY! WAY! WATER BOAT THE BUFFER LIE? AND UNNI! AH KANT LEAF MISHER UNNI BEHANT! BESHIDES! AHM NOT SLEHPY!"
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Post by stuffed-peppers on Feb 2, 2016 22:50:58 GMT -8
[OH LORD HELP SALVIA AND THIS POOR WRETCHED CREATURE. Salvia literally halted to try to rearrange Maxwell so he would not claw her face off. Hell, she'd already forgotten he was severely injured and seriously thought about maiming him if it would keep him still. Apprentices can heal fast and she's thoroughly convinced he was a lizard-person of controversial conspiracy. He could grow back a limb or two, so WHAT COULD GO WRONG. She might have sputtered out a few extra obscene words in Spanish while she practically struggled to wrestle him into submission, but who knows. The stubborn ashes are still somehow burning.] "I WILL PHYSICALLY SET YOU ON FIRE--"
[The others wondered if they should call the staff.]
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Post by misterrainbow on Feb 15, 2016 4:29:16 GMT -8
For a fraction of a second, Maxwell stilled. Where a readied reply should have filled there air, there was hesitance. Only for a moment, until Maxwell physically made an attempt to shove the sheet of his head, and swatted at Salvia's posterior. "I WILL VERY GENTLY SPANK YOUR PATOOTIE. FOR THAT IS VERY NOT NICE LIKE TO DO, TOTO. EVEN IF I AM FIRE PROOF. NO COOKIES FOR YOU."
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Post by stuffed-peppers on Feb 15, 2016 21:53:18 GMT -8
"AH JESUS FCKING CHRI--" [Salvia dropped him and tried to rub the Maxwell feeling off her bottom. She dropped him right there. Like a log. ] "NOT COOL, MAXWELL, AUGH--oh shit, sorry, dude. You alright?" [Out of natural reaction, she hurried to help the tiny man up before he skittered away like a cockroach, although she didn't think it would probably be too late. Which it probably was.]
[The others wondered if they should've recorded this and put it on the Internet.]
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Post by misterrainbow on Feb 19, 2016 18:54:03 GMT -8
They really should. This was prime view count GOLD.
Hitting the floor with a dull thud, Maxwell laughed dully as he rolled sluggishly on his side. One arm wrapped itself across his chest while clutching his elbow, signifying that he was in pain. yet the freakish little man laughed instead of groan as he coughed a giggly reply. "I hit my funny bone~!" He continued to roll until his nose touched the floor. And squished his face into the carpet as he pushed his rump in the air, attempting to scoot himself back towards the desks with his knees, where a rainbow unicorn plushie was abandoned across the consoles.
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Post by stuffed-peppers on Feb 25, 2016 14:02:51 GMT -8
[Salvia attempted to roll him back up and check for his sore spots, but the energetic little Fruit Roll-up was still somehow too quick for her. She tried to pry him off the ground as he wiggled his way back to wherever the hell he wanted to go.] "Yo, Maxie, c'mon. You don't know what went on the floor." [Says the atheist of the 10 second rule. Dammit, she was tired of this. This little Crayola roach practically drained more than half her energy.] "No, seriously. Get up, you BeanBoozle. I'm taking you back to the infirmary."
[Maxwell's current antics reminded everyone of The Hungry Caterpillar. For those who actually grew up with the book anyway.]
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